meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

(Source: meladoodle)

Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

(Source: therealhamster)

  • iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
  • me: chill

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

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(Source: ashleysky)


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