my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together
- iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
- me: chill
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.